Peer Pressure

For months now people in my inner circle have tried to get me to join the blogging world. I protested for a long time due to the fact that  I am more of a cyber stalker not a cyber poster. Alas my will was whittled a way and on a whim fueled by an epic lack of sleep I joined the ranks of faceless over sharers of the world. So here it is, a morbid look into my world full of made up words and ridiculous stories that are totally true; after all you couldn't make half this crap up.